Around 6:00 this morning, we realized we didn’t hear the bracing roar of the jetstream outside the castle. Instead, there was the sound of birds. Kids playing at a bus stop. Traffic. Uh oh.

At some point during the night, one of our over-burdened anti-gravity generators lost a critical spell, and we started losing height. The castle is now low enough the water sprites in Collections are swimming in some poor kid’s wading pool (if it’s your pool, sorry about the smell; water sprites look cute, but on a hot day…). We tried to reconfigure the isolinear chip matrix. Nothing. Finally, the Engineering crow said we have to jettison something, and fast.

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